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dealbreaker: Your Backwards Sunglasses Your Bowling Shirts Your Fat Stupid Face YOU ARE GUY FIERI Somewhere, some poor girl has let this man put his pulled-pork-filled mouth on her innocent boobs.  He probably said they were “So Money” and and left her with a fist full of coupons for TGIFridays.  To that girl, I’m sorry, and I hope you found a less horrible way to piss off your dad.  Often, when I’m watching television, I see someone and I think, “How the hell does this Joey have a show?” Never is that thought more present than while witnessing the all-out Hoover Disc Jockey phenomenon that is Guy Fieri. Let me get this straight: You’re on the Food Network, and you’re shilling for OCIF*!? Get out of here. *Oh Crap, It’s Frozen

dealbreaker:

Your Backwards Sunglasses

Your Bowling Shirts

Your Fat Stupid Face

YOU ARE GUY FIERI

Somewhere, some poor girl has let this man put his pulled-pork-filled mouth on her innocent boobs.  He probably said they were “So Money” and and left her with a fist full of coupons for TGIFridays.  To that girl, I’m sorry, and I hope you found a less horrible way to piss off your dad. 

Often, when I’m watching television, I see someone and I think, “How the hell does this Joey have a show?” Never is that thought more present than while witnessing the all-out Hoover Disc Jockey phenomenon that is Guy Fieri. Let me get this straight: You’re on the Food Network, and you’re shilling for OCIF*!? Get out of here.

*Oh Crap, It’s Frozen


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    online petition to get Guy Fieri to shave...mean, I love the guy, but does he have
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    watching television, I see someone...think, “How the hell does this Joey have
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    Haha. This guy is such...love that commercial where he suggests that, by buying their...
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